Mike Tyson “Bytes” Are Here—And Yes, They’re Ear-Resistible

Let’s set the scene:
June 28, 1997. Las Vegas.
The air is electric. The crowd is roaring.
Evander Holyfield is ducking. Mike Tyson is fuming.
And then—CHOMP.
The world watched in collective horror (and lowkey amazement) as Iron Mike went full zombie and took a bite out of Holyfield’s ear like it was a Sunday afternoon snack.

Fast-forward two decades, and now?
You can eat the ear.
Legally. Deliciously. And with THC.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the only cannabis gummy in existence that doubles as a historic reenactment: Mike Tyson Bytes.

“Bite-Sized” History: A Tale of Two Ears

If you somehow missed one of the wildest moments in sports history (were you born yesterday?), here’s a recap:

In the third round of the infamous Holyfield vs. Tyson rematch, Tyson got frustrated with what he claimed were repeated headbutts. So naturally, as any rational adult would do, he bit off a piece of Holyfield’s ear. Not metaphorically. Literally.

The referee’s reaction?
Shock.
Disbelief.
And then, eventually, disqualification.

Tyson’s response?

“I was just mad. I wanted to eat his children.”
(He actually said that later about Lennox Lewis, but close enough.)

THC Gummies with Real Bite (Minus the Blood)

Now, years later, Tyson has taken that... uh... inspirational moment and turned it into a brand.

Enter: Mike Tyson “Bytes”—THC-infused gummies shaped like ears, complete with a bite mark.

You read that right. These aren’t just edibles. They’re edibles with backstory.
It’s the kind of product that makes you ask yourself:

“Should I be laughing, crying, or high right now?”
Spoiler: you’ll be doing all three.

Delta-8 and Delta-9: Choose Your Fighter

Depending on where you live and what level of planetary orbit you’re trying to reach, Tyson Bytes are available in Delta-8 and Delta-9 varieties.

• Delta-8 is smooth, mellow, and relaxing. Perfect for a Tyson-style chill sesh without any actual biting.

• Delta-9 is the heavyweight champ of THC—strong, punchy, and likely to make you contemplate the true meaning of “ear today, gone tomorrow.”

Each gummy delivers 25mg of cannabinoid fury, packed into a bite-sized ear that Holyfield probably still has PTSD about.

Why Ears Though?

Because Tyson is a man of vision.

Most athletes start a tequila line or maybe a golf course. But Mike? Mike said:

“Let’s immortalize the time I bit a man’s ear off… in candy form.”

And you know what?
It works.
It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s... exactly what the cannabis industry needed.

Flavors That Hit Harder Than a Left Hook

These aren’t your basic gas station gummies, folks. These come in Tyson-approved flavors like:

• Black Eye Berry – Like a bruised ego, but sweet.

• Sour Apple Uppercut – It'll make your jaw drop (literally).

• Watermelon Punch – Tastes like summer and a sudden nap.

And just like in the ring, one is enough.
You eat two, and suddenly your couch has a gravitational pull NASA can’t explain.

Is This the Greatest Weed Gummy of All Time?

Let’s review:

✅ Shaped like bitten ears

✅ Created by a man who once threatened to eat someone’s offspring

✅ Contains THC

✅ Actually tastes amazing

✅ Is somehow both terrifying and delightful

This isn’t just a gummy. It’s an edible that sparks conversation.
A little bite of nostalgia. A chewy chunk of chaos. A snack with a past.

Holyfield Approved? 🤷♂️

Shockingly, yes.
Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson have since made peace. They’ve even teamed up to promote these edibles because nothing heals old wounds like shared profits and legally baked goods.

So if you're wondering whether these gummies come with a side of beef—nope. Just good vibes and maybe a light existential crisis.

Get Ready to Take a Bite Out of Boring

Mike Tyson Bytes are now available in our store, and trust us:
They’re ear-resistible, high-ly effective, and perfect for any cannabis lover who also enjoys surreal sports trivia and postmodern snack irony.

Shop now, and chew responsibly.

Because these gummies might not get you disqualified from a championship fight—but they’ll definitely have you seeing stars.

🛒 BUY MIKE TYSON BYTES NOW